Does Jimmy Kimmel have ‘TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME?’ Donald’s daffy claim, investigated

This might be controversial to say, but I actually enjoy reading and listening to Donald Trump’s rants. Don’t get me wrong ⏤ I’m laughing at him ⏤ but it’s laughter nonetheless.

Just read the paragraph the former one-term, twice-impeached president posted about when it was actually Al Pacino. Oof, Donald. Or maybe I should call you Daffy.

Lest we forget, the guy is literally standing trial and facing some pretty hefty charges at this moment in time. Rather than focus his attention on that, he’s decided to go off on Kimmel and accuse him of suffering from “TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME” (did you read that in his voice?). Given the context, it only gets funnier from here. What is Trump Derangement Syndrome? How does one catch it? It sounds nasty, and if there’s some kind of illness relating to Trump going around, I think we should all be fairly concerned. Kimmel allegedly already has it, so it’s too late for him, but that doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t learn how to avoid it.

What are the symptoms of Trump Derangement Syndrome?

It seems that sufferers of this syndrome all have one thing in common: they like to make fun of Donald Trump. That’s a major “uh oh” for the alleged Trump falling asleep in court. According to Trump, the late night talk show host has been suffering from TDS since at least early March:

He showed he suffered from TDS, commonly known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, to the entire World by reading on air my TRUTH about how bad a job he was doing that night.

I know what you’re wondering: hold in his farts, apparently). Maybe if he cut back on the cheeseburgers and golf outings and started paying attention to what’s actually happening in this country, he could have prevented this embarrassing blunder ⏤ but let’s not aim too high here.

Unfortunately, Trump doesn’t elaborate any further on what Trump Derangement Syndrome is, exactly, so we’re left slightly in the dark on how to best avoid Kimmel’s fate. You might think I’m a conspiracy theorist for saying this, but I’m starting to suspect that TDS isn’t actually a real thing. In fact, I think the only person who’s deranged in this scenario is Donald Trump. Then again, that’s not exactly news.